bag your tool

wear a condom.

Be kool bag your tool.

by daman October 27, 2003

yick your yam

when a female pleasures herself in the biblical sense...

Female 1: So we had sex last night but it wasn't that great-
Female 2: Yeah, sometimes you gotta yick your yam to get there...

by SS_Pantsu March 18, 2019

Jerks your monkey

masturbation

Whatever Jerks Your Monkey

by RAHMAN November 27, 2002

Show your puppy

When a random stranger (typically from the phillipines) messages you on facebook. After deciding she is ugly, you scheme to get her on webcam and show her your asshole, so that she may never bother another stranger again. So, you claim to have gotten a new puppy, and you want to show her. While you go get your "puppy" you drop your pants and spread your asshole as wide as possible in front of the webcam, simultaneously filming the footage so that you may later spam her facebook with these videos.

"I didn't ask you to show your puppy. I wanted love!"

by The original puppy shower November 11, 2011

Tap Your Manna

To make use of available resources

"I can't do it."

"You better tap your manna and get that shit done."

by yaunus August 20, 2008

beat your feet

to get moving quickly

I told you to have my daughter back by midnight! Beat your feet kid, and don't come back! You can't tell time!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022

Up your Viva

A catch-phrase from a UK television advert which advertises a new channel called 'Viva'.
It is a game: when someone calls you and says 'up your viva' you have to say it back wherever you are or whatever you're doing.

Guy: *calls girl*
Girl: Hello?
Guy: Up your Viva!
Girl: I'm in a meeting.
Guy: You know the rules! No exceptions, now up it!
Girl: Up your Viva.
Guy: Louder!
Girl: Up your Viva!!

by LexieLove November 1, 2009