Milk

Something ur dad went and got

“Hey mom where’s dad?” “ Went to get the milk“

by Hi123321hi September 7, 2020

Milk Troll

A Youtuber who uploads a video with full retard sincerity, is wrongfully praised for being a troll, and then “milks” his retardation for more views and approval. The Milk Troll’s popularity is dependent on the gullibility of the Milk Troll Enabler. Milk Trolls and Milk Troll Enablers are especially prevalent in SJW culture, where examples of undiluted SJW retardation make sophisticated SJWs uncomfortable. It is this discomfort that drives SJWs to redefine authentic retardation as an ironic attempt at trolling.

You think that Youtuber is being clever, but he's really just a Milk Troll.

by Maceo Flux July 31, 2016

Milk

Milk is a non existent thing that is only in the imagination of dads. When a dad "goes to get it" you will never see him again.

"I am going to get milk" -dad
"I will get the funeral ready" -mom

by TheGoldenSandslash May 3, 2022

Milk Invitation

An invitation made at the last minute, to a far place, knowing no one can make it.

“Did Phil invite you over to watch the game?”
“Yes, I received a Milk Invitation 20 minutes before it started”

by Mentallyswipingleft August 25, 2019

curdle throat milk

When a woman doesn't spit or swallow and sperm builds up till it curdles

The man ask Julie does she spit or swallow. She replies neither she prefers it to build up and becomes curdle throat milk

by Jimmy malley February 4, 2024

jelque milk maxxing

jelque milk maxxing, is an technique where you jelque, while edging. Resulting in an whipped cream like texture.
This can diminish your ability to edge (If not done correctly).

"Im jelque milk maxxing, dad! Dont distract me." - Max (lost his ability to edge)

by jelque king May 11, 2024

cereal milk

to ejaculate around breakfast time

i totally cereal milked on my girlfriend this morning

by pancakeshoes13 July 13, 2012