Edward 40 hands

An urban legend stated: Woman named her analog clock, Edward. It was one of a kind and grew an extra hand every hour. The lady sat there, watching in amazement at how cool it was. She couldn't take her eyes off it. She was in pure shock, totally captivated by its charm and wonder. Then, all of a sudden, on the 38th hour, when the 40th hand appeared, the woman slowly suffocated & died a gruesome long death.

Nowadays known as "Edward-40-hands" or the longer version "Edward instantaneous 40 hands", if you stare at Edward for more than 3 seconds, you'll die an even worse fate than she did. SO BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!

When you see Edward 40 hands, just start praying it didn't past 3 seconds, or else *says death without saying death*

Wait, you seriously haven't heard of Edward 40 hands??? smh Oh we gon' be here for a while.

by HE :) WHO WRITES April 18, 2021

COOL HAND LUKE

A sex act involving a bucket of ice
and elbow length rubber gloves and
lots of Astroglide...

"Man, Ross sure gave her the ole cool hand luke"

by Ross December 28, 2004

White hand of Sauron

after u fuck a girl and shes passed out you giz in ur hand and make an upside down imprint of a white hand on the broads face.. like those ugly orc things on the lord of the rings (best results if chick is not white) or for all u fags out there its some gay shit from the lord of the rings

steven: wow that chicks got a white hand on her face like those orcs off lord of the rings.

dave: nah i gave her the white hand of sauron after i fuckd her last night

hoe: why is my face all sticky..?

by steve_dave March 3, 2008

Hand me downs

When an old collegue leaves and his deals come in and the deals are transferred into another persons name who did fuck all on it

When an old collegue leaves and his deals come in and the deals are transferred into another persons name who did fuck all on it means Hand me Downs

by BB3G October 21, 2010

cool hand luke

The acting of having sex doggy-style while inserting fifty (50) hard-boiled eggs into the ass of your partner. Much like Paul Newman eating 50 eggs in the movie Cool Hand Luke upon George Kennedy making a bet that his "boy Lukey" could eat 50 hard-boiled eggs. Another variation is actually eating the eggs while macking the partner from behind but who wants to do that when you can just jam them in her ass ... plus it's hard on the cholesterol count.

I banged that dirty jis-trap Nessy the other night and instead of sticking my thumb in her ass I gather her a Cool Hand Luke and stuck 50 hard-boiled eggs in her ace.

by Redhope June 30, 2006

Stage Hand

A Stage Hand is someone who lacks real acting ability, yet still wants to be part of a stage production. Usually drama dropouts if you will, they do not appreciate the art or talent of actors.

A roadie for a band can be considered a stage hand.

by Xela Rebel April 3, 2011

one hand check

Way for a guy to quickly judge the size of a girl's breasts by quickly grabbing one breast.

Dude, I gave Amelia the one hand check. I thought she was a C but it turns out she's def a D!

by yettimatt September 17, 2011