shit head

when someone is really stupid.

"hey shit head whats going on?"
"durr..my shirt!"

by kathleen May 13, 2005

shit and shower

how prison inmates would describe a short term sentence in prison such as one or two months

there long enough for a shit and shower and then go home

by blue ship October 5, 2006

stir shit

To stir shit means to address some issue which will metaphorically smell less if you leave it alone. (There has to be an issue there to begin with.)

You had to mention that, didn't you. You just had to stir shit!

by gakuxest October 26, 2008

Shit Rocked

To be inebriated beyond consciousness.

I got shit rocked at Jon's.

That dude is shit rocked for sure!

by Adam Jigga July 30, 2008

morgan shit

the violent, explosive diarrhea experienced the next morning after a night of drinking captain morgan
oftentimes "morgan shits" will also be accompanied by significant weight loss

Oh god, that "morgan shit" was so bad I ran out of tp in the bathroom and had to start using Kleenex!

by rainingjupiter June 25, 2010

shit luck

pretty damn horrible luck

dude one: hey man someone stole my car!
dude two: man, that's shit luck.

by eliphalet December 29, 2007

shit box

A shit box is another word for a mammals anal sphincter.

Yo, check out the shit box on that
bar-whore over there!

by MT Sack June 21, 2003