I'm wet

When you really think about it the action of being wet is always happening so if somebody say's "I'm wet" tell them YEA WE ARE ALL WET WE'RE MADE OUT OF 70% WATER

They fr just said "I'm wet" that doesn't even make any sense

by FoxxyTheFox01 January 4, 2024

Arkansas Wet Willy

When you give a girl a wet willy but instead of using your finger and saliva. You stick your cummed up dick in her ear.

I gave Camden an Arkansas Wet Willy last night and he couldn’t hear.

by Camden Scott April 22, 2025

wet william

when a man licks his finger and gets earwax from his finger and fingers his son

person 1: i met this guy last night

person 2: what’d you guys do?

person 1: he gave me a wet william!

person 2: sick!

by wetwoody October 1, 2021

wet blanket

a British slur for a gay person.

"look at them, bunch of wet blankets"

by YahNAANA July 23, 2019

Wet Paint Sign

A sign placed near to wet paint to tell people that they must touch the wet paint just to make sure it isn't dry.

Sensible Person: "Oh look, a wet paint sign"
Everyone else: "I'll test to see if it's still wet" *touches the paint and gets it on finger*

by Beerafarm1 November 20, 2018

Wet eye

To be used when someone is crying/ is being hearty.

‘Kieran it was only a joke, why have you got wet eye?’

by wham baby May 27, 2018

Wet Cabbage

Filling up a girls pussy with water and then fucking her till shes empty

I wet cabbaged marie last night, It made such a mess

by Stochii_ May 28, 2022