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Achy Nuts

Achy Nut (syndrome) is when a man starts acting all bitchy and feminine like.

When levels of the male hormone, testosterone, starts to drop, your testicles become smaller and sometimes get achy and sensitive to the touch. The medical term for this is called 'hypogonadism'.

At the same time test levels drop, estrogen (female hormone) levels rise, and men can start exhibiting female like signs such as enlarged tender, breasts, oily skin, and mood swings.
"What's up with our manager lately? He's been in a bad mood. Who got him written up?"

"The fuck if I know! Looks like every day this week he's been all Achy Nuts on our daily conference call. Cutting people off when they crack jokes, going straight down the task list without allowing people to ask questions, and getting snarky with people for being just 2 minutes late for the call."
by Pedat Ebediyah February 5, 2014
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Nut Yesa

If something is a secret. Used in sexting (Slang)
BF/GF: you taken your clothes off yet?
You: Nut Yesa...

BF/GF: you into the kinky shit?
You: Nut Yesa...
by Subaru Someday January 15, 2019
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Nut puddle

Dylan: “If pink guy drops a new album, ill nut on my phone”

Jack: “I agree, ill also nut on your phone.”

Dylan: “Good, we will have a nut puddle.”
by @jackeyd112233 October 17, 2018
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Nukem Nut

One who is a dedicated, often obsessed fan of Duke Nukem.
Jim: Hey, you here the new Duke Nukem game is coming out soon?

Bob: You're kidding right? Who doesn't know that!? Duke is the man!! HAIL TO THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim: Alright, chill you Nukem Nut.
by Danacious T March 17, 2011
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Nut load

To nut a load is to ejaculate semen
He shot a nut load in Doreen’s mouth
by Dunne dictionary September 11, 2018
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Monkey nuts

Dominic has testicles that hang like two aired up basketballs in a trash bag they feel so good in your mouth you’ll end up spitting on his testicles and sucking on them
I got yo girl on top riding me with my dick in her but while her best friend is sucking on my monkey nuts
by Deeep sea sex May 5, 2021
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Flubber nuts

It is a part of the brain or the gorilla that they think about female gorillas in the natural habitat.
Gorilla 1:what ya thinking about bro?
Gorilla 2: sorry my flubber nuts were thinking about your girlfriend!
by Gorillalover5000 August 24, 2019
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