by Sakura_Omega April 20, 2006
Get the I fucked your Mommug. One terrific band, that goes unnoticed. Everyone should have a chance to hear this "melt in your mouth" chocolate of music. (Clann Zu is also a great band) Listen to this band and have much fun enjoying the taste.
by Micah July 21, 2004
Get the Say Hi To Your Mommug. A mother who is usually addicted to strong opiates or methamphetamines she can get legally or illegally. Often soccer moms take the edge off the meds high with booze or cheap domestic beer. Being a mom, most likely with an oblivious husband with a well-paying job, she's usually in possession of a solid grocery-getter/multi-passenger car most likely a white mini-van(the preferred vehicle of a PPSM) so she is able to get several kids to soccer practice after school while she's hopped up on meds.
"A pill-popping soccer mom purchased a set of new tires then proceeded to crash into the tire store trying to test out the new tires doing some high speed donuts in the parking lot. What a fucking stupid bitch! She must be a pill-popping soccer mom!"
"Mom heckled the refs again at our soccer match today. My English teacher yelled at her,"Go home you drunken, pill-popping soccer mom...get help!"
"The meth addict was once #1 in population only to be usurped by the pill-popping soccer mom."
"Mom heckled the refs again at our soccer match today. My English teacher yelled at her,"Go home you drunken, pill-popping soccer mom...get help!"
"The meth addict was once #1 in population only to be usurped by the pill-popping soccer mom."
by Dr. Nordoslavic December 8, 2012
Get the pill-popping soccer mommug. You see them everywhere. Here are a few tis for finding them.
1. They are very loud. Others are loud too but this is another level of loud. However if you still cannot hear them, I'd recommend listening to the bragging about a child. You'll hear they key words of, brilliant, genius, kind, and "best in class". Main Line Moms are not one's to keep thought to themselves. I'd recommend not cursing in front of their children unless you want an ear full of maturity lessons.
2. You can spot them driving as well. Look for a minivan, and Landrover, or an Audi Q7.
3. The hair. Your typical Main Line Mom has a bob cut, longer on one side and buzzed on the other. Do not mistake She with He unless you wished to get yelled at
4. Main Line Moms are easy to track down. Mostly found in stores like Target, SamsClub, and Walmart.
5. These moms have 3-5 kids. Whenever you seem to want quiet the kids will yell and the mom will be on the phone
1. They are very loud. Others are loud too but this is another level of loud. However if you still cannot hear them, I'd recommend listening to the bragging about a child. You'll hear they key words of, brilliant, genius, kind, and "best in class". Main Line Moms are not one's to keep thought to themselves. I'd recommend not cursing in front of their children unless you want an ear full of maturity lessons.
2. You can spot them driving as well. Look for a minivan, and Landrover, or an Audi Q7.
3. The hair. Your typical Main Line Mom has a bob cut, longer on one side and buzzed on the other. Do not mistake She with He unless you wished to get yelled at
4. Main Line Moms are easy to track down. Mostly found in stores like Target, SamsClub, and Walmart.
5. These moms have 3-5 kids. Whenever you seem to want quiet the kids will yell and the mom will be on the phone
by Tryin to help January 12, 2018
Get the Main Line Momsmug. The one phrase that will end any argument, making the user of the phrase immediately win the argument. The phrase is extremely overpowered and nobody shall be allowed to say the phrase.
Tom: "HEY FRANK YOU SUCK ASS"
Frank: "don't make me end yourself"
Tom: "DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS XD"
Frank: "ur mom triple gay"
Tom: *instantly becomes engulfed in flames, dies, and is sent to hell*
Frank: gottem
Frank: "don't make me end yourself"
Tom: "DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS XD"
Frank: "ur mom triple gay"
Tom: *instantly becomes engulfed in flames, dies, and is sent to hell*
Frank: gottem
by CantThinkOfAUsername July 26, 2018
Get the ur mom triple gaymug. by Anonymous July 12, 2003
Get the I Am your mommug. Like Osama yo mama. Made by the same people, too. Thing is, JESSICA's retired in Canada, and The Knee The Arm gots lost in my house. No worries, though. There's going to be a replacement. I'm searching.
by Aya-kun August 1, 2004
Get the Sadam your mommug.