one trick

me.

i'm a one trick d.va main.

by onetrickmain August 23, 2017

snap one off

when one has to go do number 2's.

Hang on Tel, be back in a mo, gotta snap one off.

by stuey_boy January 16, 2009

one-eyed snake

A penis, named so because of the appearance of a snake with one eye.

My one-eyed snake spit out a load all over some pretty girl's face last night

by Matt Wallisis April 9, 2006

One Inch Punch

A devastating and extremely powerful strike from the fist that emanates from Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do. The fist strikes the target from only one inch away yet the punch can transfer an incredible force. See also JKD

I gave him a one inch punch and sent his ass flying

by JediAndi April 4, 2003

all up ons

"All up ons" is a colloquial usage describing popularity. "It means they really like you". It can also mean something is on, around or close to someone.

"Well played, Strong Bad. Those ladies are sure to be all up ons."

by Gary D. August 23, 2007

take one for the team

an act where one brave soul in your group of male friends hits on the Nottie of a group of hotties so his friends can get their slide on later on that night. taking one for the team usually involves just talking to the nottie and laughing at her jokes and complimenting her (horrid) appearance, but it may be necessary to appease the nottie by getting your wacka wacka on with her...back at her place of course, so your roomates never see her.

yeah, i was totally working up my conversation with number one hottie when her nottie roomate showed up (again!), so i had to to have joey take one for the team.

by rizosh July 15, 2001

one eyed pirate

A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg

She screamed when I gave her a one eyed pirate

by Jesse May 25, 2004