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National blowjob day

The 12th of April every man that knows a girl should get a blowjob at least once on this remarkable day.
If you know more than one girl you can choose one of them that will give you a comfy blowjob
He :Can you suck me tonight Her: Why? He: Bruh its the national blowjob day. Her: Sure
by Lanco April 10, 2019
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National Hug Day

Everyone can give anyone a hug that day! Only if you want to though:)
National Hug day is amazing! I really love it when I get hugs
by Granolabar1900 October 16, 2019
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National Blowjob Day

On the 30th of July it is officially National blowjob day.
A newly Introduced international day created and made by the President of the United States Donald Trump. He quoted “today will hereby be known as National Blowjob Day.”
by Jarred Will July 29, 2020
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national emo people day

19th of december is known as the national emo people day.
Aneta is emo and today (national emo people day) is her day
by youxbahajaj December 18, 2023
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National Boyfriend Day

A day that single guys find out that every girl they are interested in is taken
I was thinking of asking out Emily, but she posted a pic with some guy on national boyfriend day, so it turns out she is taken.
by anaxe September 29, 2020
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National break up day

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much

24 hrs later

Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you

Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though

Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day

Girlfriend: ......
by Pop loo June 22, 2023
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