eye-to-bag ratio

Eye-to-bag ratio, symbol ξ, is defined such that

ξ = h(eye)/h(eye bag) = k*beauty

where h is a function of height,
h(eye) is the height of an individual's open eye,
h(eye bag) is the visible height of the eye bag, and

k is a nonzero arbitrary constant. Rearranging the equation gives:

beauty ∝ξ

Evidence suggests that when
- h(eye) is high and/or
- h(eye bag) is low,
ξ (eye-to-bag ratio) is large and thus, under a constant k condition, beauty of the individual yielding the calculated ξ is also large.

by hoz0r July 23, 2010

comfy eye spot

comfy eye spot When you're zoning out and staring at a good-looking girl. The comfortable place where you rest your eyes is known as a comfy eye spot. the spot depends on the guy/girl.

dude 1: that dude found a comfy eye spot on that girl.

dude 2: where do you think it is?

dude 1: it looks like it's the eyes.

by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023

Josh Wade Eye

When You Have A Wok Eye.

'Oh bro look at that kid over there he's got josh wade eye!'

by josh wadeeye October 7, 2016

brown eye spinner

Any person who sits on a penis and spins around easily due to a loose asshole.

wow I bet that trick is a brown eye spinner.

by Baste Force February 4, 2015

Sock-eye salmon

A form of artificial insemination that involve the one-eyed monster releasing its genetic material in to a sock. The sock is then invirted and inserted (usually via fisting) in to a woman's vagina.

Person1: How is Jamie pregnant with Johnny's baby? I thought they never slept together.

Person2: He didn't! She stole his spank sock and gave herself a Sock-eye salmon!

by Cliford Bauford III November 18, 2010

Asian Pink Eye

Vagina; usually good/unused.

Yo Rockstar, I heard you stayed over at Katie's last night! You get tha asian pink eye or what?

by Backdoor Bren April 12, 2008

red eye

to lower your anus onto an open eye

fraser drunkenly red eyed Lt Colonal Weddeburn during his initiation

by marshy December 28, 2005