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Penis Envy

A highly reactive strain of psychoactive mushrooms or ‘magic shrooms’.
Bro when I was tripping on Penis Envy I transcended time and space - it was gnarly.
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Starter penis

The tiny penis you were born with. It will eventually fall off when your adult penis finally grows in. For some men, this takes a lot longer.
I laughed when Don got naked, ready to fuck me. He still has his starter penis.
by dketb October 27, 2018
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Musical penis

Lets all get together and play this new trendy adult game where you switch your mouth on multiple partners every 30 seconds until they cum in our mouth which you and the penis that got off become winners for the round in the game. Sara : that sounds like fun John: It is i am a pro at it Ricardo: really lets have a get together with all of our adult friends Rocky: Is this a challenge George: i wanna play i love games like these i bet i win the 1st round with these lips.
musical penis. A fun group game for adults every 30 seconds you switch to the next man with a different dick and when the man orgasms you shout "musical penis" really loud when you finally get the explosion in your mouth that person is out of the game and the penis that exploded is out too. (Winners) for the round. Keep playing until there is one last person which is the loser. Along with the last penis that has not orgasmed. And then make fun of the last person and the penis that never orgasmed. (By making funny adult, small dick ,blow job jokes) about them. In a very mild way.
by George Cauldron February 19, 2017
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Pencil Penis

An abnormally small and thin penis.
“Have you heard the rumor going around that Colin has a total pencil penis!!!”
by Hopoff3 December 16, 2017
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penis pelmet

The fat that bedangles below the waist line on a hideously obese male.

This can be accentuated by wearing a garish and too tight belt.
OMFG look at the penis pelmet on him!!!!
by james and heather January 24, 2008
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Floppy Penis

a Floppy Penis is when your dick/shaft is not hard and is floppy.
a Floppy Penis can also be and insult used at someone who's being a pussy.
sorry bae i've got a Floppy Penis
NATHAN you Floppy Penis
by HentaiHeaven July 31, 2018
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penis gristle

A chunky crunchy substance that comes from the penis. It tastes like a combination of scrapple and peanut brittle.
Dude, this shit tastes like penis gristle.
by Jester the Moe lester March 1, 2014
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