National slap da ass day

U gonna smack a boy or girls ass on April 12th

Slap! Omg it’s national slap da ass day

by Today is ghhh April 11, 2019

National Go commit Die Day

Just just fucking commit die on something on July tenth

Can’t wait for national Go commit Die day

by I want to die loving MEMES July 7, 2018

National Peg A Man day!

June 14 is National Peg A Man day! So grab your strap on dildo girls, cause you can peg a man on June 14 or any time you want!

Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yeah Eve?
Eve: can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve takes off Stephen’s pants and pegs the fuck out of him*
Stephen: OOOOH SHIT AAAAHH~ WHY THE FU- AAAAAAAH~ DONT- AH- STOP AAAAAAAAAAHHHH~
Stephen: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
Eve: cause it’s National Peg A Man day!

by taromybobatea August 2, 2022

National dildo trick shot day

October 5th is known as national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in at least one dildo trick shot per minute. Followed by 30 seconds of violent anal rape.

I can’t wait till national dildo trick shot day!

by Anal descimater October 3, 2017

National Send Nut Video Day

Free pass. Your boyfriend has to send you a nut video

Todays National Send Nut Video day. Today he has to send me a nut video after I won a bet against him.

by noobmaster9 November 22, 2020

National long distance relationship day

A day in a long distance relationships celebrate their...uhh..distance? And the day falls on March 21st

“Hey bob! Do you know what day it is?!”
“It’s national long distance relationship day!”
“Ohh you know what that means!”

by Askmewhojoeis582 April 19, 2020

National Throw Short People Day

On October 21st you can throw anyone 5’5”and under with no permission needed

What day is today?
Why its national throw short people day of course

by Fjsogkrnfnk October 18, 2021