tough mitten

A Tough mitten is used to define someone who acts hard but is actually soft. The choke or punch won't hurt or be affective.

He is a tough mitten but still made me bruised.

by Standbyme33 March 13, 2025

Detective mittens

Detective mittens A cute cat who is loving and caring and really funny

I love my cat Detective mittens

by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019

Mittens

A silly little skrunkly we love mittens here
he is the kindest human man will meet
i wouks give mitzi a hug rn!!

"hey do u know that one mf named mittens"

"fuck yeah i love mittens!!"

by Scootziescoots November 21, 2021

Dick mittens

Someone who has hands that are made for jerking guys off

Someone tell Denny dick mittens if he’s gonna jerk that guy off to do it in the other room please

by Dizzle6303 March 11, 2023

wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.

Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.

by MrsMittens January 30, 2017

kitchen mitten

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, where a lesbian shits in her partners vagina and they use the feces as a phallus.

Mike McDaniel gave a kitchen mitten to Tyreek Hill.

by Leftfootl875 December 21, 2023

clam mitten

A vagina.

"Girl's got a clam mitten so tight, it's poppin' out pearls!"

by JamesBeans September 2, 2016