reverse blink

The action of opening one's eyes briefly and then closing them again.

Performing a reverse blink while facing a computer monitor will subject your eyes to one microjoule of light. (Source: "xkcd: What If?" #115)

by nicholas818 October 10, 2014

Reverse Friday

Sunday is now called reverse Friday because its the opposite of friday

"What day is it today"
"Oh its reverse friday:

by Light bulb blanket July 17, 2020

Reverse therapy

Having attended therapy to excess. The side effects of which cause you to dwell on your problems weekly. Eventually you become depressed all over again.

Q: What the fuck is wrong with Joe?

A: Oh, he just had reverse therapy this morning.

by tsingtaobeer August 14, 2010

Reverse Whoosh

A Reverse Whoosh occurs when someone pretends, as a joke, not to "get" someone else's joke, by satirizing someone correcting the original joke teller. When others, in turn, try to correct and mock the stupidity of the person pretending not to get the original joke - only now in earnest, thereby revealing their own stupidity and lack of humor - they themselves have fallen prey to the old Reverse Whoosh.

guy 1: "......squid pro quo" a pun
guy 2: "Actually, it's "QUID pro quo," not "SQUID." It's Latin." a joke
guy 1 or 3: "whoosh!" i.e., my/his joke went right over your head
guy 2: "reverse whoosh" i.e., no, but mine went over yours

by downtownjohnson October 3, 2019

reverse sale

If you actually want to buy something (e.g. a product or service), but then manage to not only get the product or service you want for free, but actually get paid to use it. Only the best sellers master reverse sales.

They wanted me to pay for the iPads. But I did a reverse sale and now we are getting paid for using the iPads.

by AlexPowell October 6, 2020

Reverse Waterfall

Noun: Sexual Act of Somewhat Questionable Outcome.

Warning: illegal in most Middle Eastern countries; may lead to lowered sense of self worth or acne.

Merhod: During oral sex, hold the back of the head in place and take a hard piss, when the piss comes out of the nose it is a Reverse Waterfall.

You think backdrop is bad? Try a Reverse Waterfall

by The chocolate deer April 23, 2016

A. Wallace reversal

When you put peanut butter on your dogs butthole and lick it off.

My dog looked like he was enjoying the taste. So I pulled the A. Wallace reversal on him.

by ISTS November 14, 2022