teenie weenie 

What some of the authors of many of these definitions seem to have.

You can tell when someone has a teenie weenie (or the female equivalent: a shriveled clitoris or yet worse - a shriveled soul!) by the bitterness in their words. Sad.

teenie weenie by Princess H.B.I.C. September 23, 2011

tennis can 

A sexual manoeuvre in which the man inserts his testicles into a woman's anus, then removes them, producing the characteristic "pop" sound one gets when opening a can of tennis balls.

Jordan's really lucky. Sarah let him tennis can her.

tennis can by A.C. Conshor January 4, 2008

tennis face 

You know how most women in tennis have wicked bodies and ugly ass faces? Well, tennis face is a term used to describe a chick with a fine ass body, and the face of a man.

"From the back that girl looks fine, but she's really quite the tennis face."

tennis face by Ace January 6, 2004

teetis 

a penis looking tit or, a tit looking penis.

your dick is like a teetis.

teetis by Branden B. November 1, 2004

playing tennis 

code phrase used for smoking weed. used so that people will not know you're actually smoking weed

Example 1:

Person 1: "Yo bro, we playing tennis later?"
Person 2: "Yeah i'll let you know when"

Example 2:
Person 1: "If you're not busy lets play tennis later"
Person 2: "Yeah i'll hit you up"

playing tennis by tennisplayer123 October 16, 2017

tennis dick 

spraining of the dick from over working it

i got tennis dick from boofin tommy last night

tennis dick by the boofer March 9, 2003

twenis 

The spot between your rectum and penis.

That girl licked my twenis.

twenis by drunkjeremy October 16, 2004