Creamy kebab

When a mormon gets a stink fart in there face

Ahh man in seminary some did a creamy kebab in my face and I liked it

by Evan Davis March 17, 2025

Wigan Kebab

A disgusting food, never try it, its a pie in a barm cake. Just please, don't go to Wigan for this

American : yo this is the worst thing ever!!!(Wigan Kebab)
Wiganer cries

by Average British Person May 30, 2023

kebab hours

When you and your friends are so hungry, you decide to skip school to go eat something instead (for example: kebab or McDonalds)

Person 1: You think the teacher knows about our Kebab hours?
Person 2: Nah man relax. Hes so old hes lucky to even remember his own name!

by txotumiii January 4, 2023

Bibb Kebab

A turd.

"It looks like Vic left 'em the old Bibb Kebab in granny's birdbath!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 24, 2023

Kebab

The Degoratory Term for Transphobic Trolls on Twitter.com

Hey! Look! Kebab is bulying KrystalWolfy! Let's get him!

by VEXIKKU May 25, 2022

I kebab

A phrase mispronounced on purpose instead of saying 'I give up'. Used when shitfaced w your fam or when dying of hunger.

Natasha: Them girls eating cleansing salads like they care, I kebab lol. There's a turkish kebab across the street.
Ovula: Actually I did kebab yesterday tbh, but let's roll.

by jaraS128 May 25, 2017

Kebab

Verb

When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself

Fred had been having a hard day so he decided the best thing to do was to kebab his brains out until dinner

by Haggis Hunter March 6, 2024