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Unicorn

To unicorn is when you stick an erect penis into cocaine and do a line off of the cock.
“Man at the party last night Becky and I did a unicorn off of Jeff”
by Richard Young September 15, 2018
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Unicorn

A unicorn is an alive creature that everyone loves if you don’t like them then your dead. There not mythical and we all love them there amazing ...... who knows what next
A UNICORN is not mythical at all
by Someonejk2012 May 16, 2018
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Unicorn

When she’s tongue deep in your arse with the presence of mind to jerk you off at the same time.
Last night wifey gave me unicorn.
by Lanky Tone January 18, 2018
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Unicorn

Unicorns are a beautiful magical real creature. If you see a unicorn you will get 5 wishes
Sarah: I love unicorns
Parker: Unicorns are gay

Sarah: No there not you are

Parker: Why do you love unicorns so much

Sarah: I love unicorns because if you see a unicorn you can get 5 wishes and a ride

Parker:Cool I want to see a unicorn
Sarah: you can't unless you believe in them

Parker: I believe in unicorns

Sarah: Yay no more fighting
by Unicorn_Queen123 June 5, 2018
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Unicorn Planet

A world of almost unimaginable gentleness, inner strength and rainbow-illuminated beauty that exists within more evolved humans.
Welcome to my wondrous world known as the Unicorn Planet, where kindness rules and there is no need for borders or politics.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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Brown Unicorn

Term coined on "The Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz"
Brown Unicorn sounds like something you would find on Urban Dictionary.
by TheTruth1379 August 4, 2016
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Unicorn Pants

When a male has an erection that resembles having a unicorn horn in his pants.
Example 1: "Hey Don, check out unicorn pants over there leaving that strip club."

Example 2: "Michelle's mom came home when we were messing around downstairs. She asked for help bringing in the groceries and I had a major case of unicorn pants."
by -Kley- December 30, 2007
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