Alaskan Tubeline

Derivative of popular sexual intercourse strategy for the best alpha chad males in the milky way galaxy "Alaskan Pipeline" the perfected version of this has been thought throughly and perfected for male gay nigger jew sex enjoyers. Alaskan pipeline is the action of secreding your diarrhea into a XL condom, freezing it for 24 hours and inserting it into ones urethra so that the partner (usually gay nigger) squeezes it romantically and slowly.
Made in Madison IN by Shawe Memorial Student, former future entrepreneur.

I had a nice alaskan tubeline with my dad

by OH BOY(; February 14, 2022

Alaskan Fisherman

The process of a chick on all fours. You take your cock from behind and act like you are casting out a line. Then simultaneously hooking her lip with your finger and insertion of your penis into her pussy. Pulling back so her head is almost looking back at you as you pound her with out the hook slipping out until you blow a load in her.

Man you should have seen it, I hooked a gorgeous fish on the line, almost lost her, but managed to finish strong, I felt like an "Alaskan fisherman".

by RatedR superstar August 13, 2016

Alaskan Seven

When deprived of female interaction, 3 or 4s become 7s.

Shit, that chick was pretty good looking!
No bro, that's an Alaskan seven. you need to get out more.

by jajathehut November 11, 2011

alaskan bushpipe

the act of taking you're large erected dick with pubes attached to it into a bitches mouth and yell out "oimatewtf" before ejaculating in her pussy

"hey what's up?"
"just gave a random slut an {alaskan bushpipe}nothing Unusual"
"hair and everything?
"hair and everything."

by Mymomfuckedme September 19, 2016

alaskan klondike

putting frozen ice cream in a condom and letting it freeze to shape the condom and put it in the lucky man/woman.

I'm going to pull an Alaskan Klondike on my girlfriend tonight

by Alaskan klondike July 9, 2018

alaskan coiler

An Alaskan coiler is a poop so large that it coils around the toilet bowl and protrudes the water.

"Bro, clear the F out. I'm about to pinch off an Alaskan coiler"

by butt cheeks. November 6, 2015

alaskan blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking a dump and your partner has ice in their mouth.

Brian: I was so lucky last night, I got an Alaskan Blumpkin!

by Msoeadmin October 7, 2016