Happy Slonac

The act of lying naked in bed with another person and not touching them; restraint from contact is meant to produce a euphoric sensation. In reality, the sensation is one of taking a mallet to one's own genitals.

"Did your date go well, Jimbo?"
"It was outstanding! We ripped it up on the dance floor at the Baden-Baden Club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a Happy Slonac! I think she's a keeper..."

by Gription October 23, 2012

sue happy

when someone loves to sue all the time.

Judy is suing the city again, she's getting sue happy.

by Salito September 28, 2017

happy slappy

To pleasure oneself until you orgasm, or being wanked off/ pleased by someone else

Jessie gave John a happy slappy during class... What a slut

by Langston Doobs October 10, 2016

happy bitchday

Your bestfriend's birthday.

It's my bestfriend's birthday. Say happy bitchday to her!

by bitches in da house August 29, 2020

Happy Star

The best. The greatest goofiest character of them all. Just join his object show and he'll be your bestie fr.

Dandelogan: I don't really know what a happy star is, but Ricemarrow says its good please like this.

by Dandelogan August 28, 2022

happy the birb

a loyal and chirpy fren who has stuck by his owners for years and years. such a blorb. always enthusiastic about millet and constantly gets annoyed by his little sister Lucky. the best bird in the world.

E: Happy the birb is the cutest birb in the world. I hope he stops biting me though

by yousillygoose March 2, 2021

Happy biscuit

Playing the game soggy biscuit, but intentionally losing.

Classic Bryan, after losing his girlfriend, hes always the happy biscuit.

Fucks sake Yannick, stop being happy biscuit, and start sucking cock.

by DipYourPussyinNutella November 2, 2019