Mom I love you but I think you’re a narcissist.
“How could you say that with all I’ve done for you are you fucking kidding me I wish you were someone else’s kid. Someone else’s mistake you just drive people away don’t you!”
“How could you say that with all I’ve done for you are you fucking kidding me I wish you were someone else’s kid. Someone else’s mistake you just drive people away don’t you!”
by chicken nugget king December 9, 2023
Get the Narcissistmug. narcissist math is when problem occur in a relationship with a narcissist, and nothing about the relationship adds up. There's missing time, hidden agendas, and a ton of lies.
Don't try to figure out how to get along with a narcissist. Just wish them well and move on. The double standards, the zero sum mentality thinking, the all or nothing policies, and just about everything else like the back and forth nature of the guy will have you thinking that the relationship isn't worth saving. The math doesn't math on a narcissistic relationship. Narcissist math is an unsolvable problem, like trying to divide zero between three people.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
Get the narcissist mathmug. by lucaondawar November 16, 2022
Get the Narcissistmug. 
Someone who thinks they outdo other people at every sport or anything else in life than other people.
The narcissist had always had a high opinion of himself/herself, even if others couldn't understand what made him/her such a prodigy.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021
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Carti fan2: yeah have you seen his ig post?
Carti fan:Yeah, Bet iggy screaming because she called him narcissist
Carti fan2: yeah have you seen his ig post?
Carti fan:Yeah, Bet iggy screaming because she called him narcissist
by Cartissideb August 27, 2021
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