sloppy anna

The Sloppy Anna consists of drinkin a bottle of cheap smirnoff vodka (the entire bottle) and fallin over, getting bruised, getting emotional and crying, chippin teeth and touching everyone and making obscene noises and trying to rape people.

In order to have a successful sloppy anna you must be overweight with a gut, greasy dirty hair (that is two different colors) and beef curtains and cellulite and strech marks on your boobes.

by Shyann Mance April 29, 2008

Sloppy Seconds

The pejorative term "sloppy seconds" is used when a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who was previously in a relationship with another man in the same group of acquaintances. It is usually used in a degrading manner for the man that is second to have intercourse with the woman.

- Have you heard? John had sex with Lisa!
- Really? But I had sex with her just a few weeks ago, John's simply getting my sloppy seconds.

by EnglishCasual June 9, 2018

Sloppy Jerome

When a big black man named Jerome cums in your Sloppy Joe, your Sloppy Joe is no longer a Sloppy Joe, but now is a Sloppy Jerome.

Person 1: Dude, Jerome came over to my house last night and totally made a Sloppy Jerome for me.
Person 2: I wish he’d make me one :(

by Noob__Master69 November 19, 2021

Sloppy pat

The act of finessing someone of their personal belongings on Saint Patrick's Day; The attempt to purchase an item, but deciding to run away without paying for the item, but on Saint Patrick's Day; The act of boonking on Saint Patrick's Day

Dude came up and all of a sudden pulled a sloppy pat on me.

by Lenny Da Lunchman December 11, 2017

sloppy jetpack

When a person who is being the little spoon, gives you a reach around, because they are in the mood early in the morning. AKA= sloppy reach around

Kate gave him a sloppy jetpack because she didn't need to be at work for a hour!

by St. Bart's Single Ladies Youth January 23, 2016

Sloppy Kip

When a woman is pegging a guy who has eaten way too much (for example five quarter pounders, a schnitzza and a cheesecake) then empties their bowls mid act

I got covered in sloppy kip last night while I was pegging this guy

by KattsKitchen February 26, 2022

sloppy track

to have a severe case of the runs

"Dammit, I'm on my 3rd pair of boxers already today... I've got such a sloppy track lately..."

by Ron Nutter August 3, 2009