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Ticking Time Cum

When either your phone or your cumputer is at 1% and you have a race against the clock to get that cumsplosion off beofore your battery goes dead.

This is one of the hardest things to master in the world of masterbation.
Harder than the monkey grip-teste squeeze, and yes even harder than the russian jack knife.

Don't get it twisted though, once mastered, the Ticking Time Cum is not only among some most satifying of splooges, but its a great party trick, and will impress all the bros.
Davis: Bro last night I finally mastered the Ticking Time Cum. I was scrolling through the hub preparing my content when I realized my phone was on 1%! Leaving me with little time to spare, I lazered in on my go to, Brandi Love. I yanked that shit like Ive never yanked before. I made it with just enough time to spare, my phone died 4 seconds after my climax. It was exhilarating.

Grant: That is some impressive shit right there bro.
by EnemaBucket September 28, 2020
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Maturity Time Out

A time out given to an adult who needs to grow up.
Bob needs a maturity time out, he's acting like a child.
by Belle2006 August 6, 2011
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Ahead of its time

A term popularized by singer/songwriter Christina Aguilera.
“That record, you know, it was definitely ahead of its time. And uh it wasn’t your straight typical like pop record.”

“I can proudly say Bionic was ahead of its time, to be honest. It wasn’t so commercialized. You had to really be a music lover, be a true fan of music and the love of being open to really appreciate that record. It’s just a special piece in my body of work that will forever live on. The older the record gets the more people will come to appreciate it actually and check it out.”

“Many times imitated, not duplicated; can't be replaced
Na-na-now, lemme spell it out, everybody can shout my name;
X-X-X-T-T-T-I-I-I-N-N-N-A
(Say) X-X-X-T-T-T-I-I-I-N-N-N-A-(say)-A-A-(say),”
by Sugar90 April 14, 2021
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Demon Time Conduit

When someone is able to have everyone around them on demon time no matter how awkward they are.
“Imma Demon Time Conduit my boy, you’ll definitely have fun”.
by TaeLegend September 5, 2021
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Post Chi Times

Post chi times refers to the era of existence taking place after the birth of Kymchi. All other moments of time preceding that are now known as “pre chi times” and are infamously known as the darkest times man kind has phased since the creation of orc females. Love live dat Kym dat Chi
1- Wow did you see Formalsan just global king anduin in SW?

2- I did it was insane. Post chi times for sure dude
by Sayaman January 17, 2023
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Drive Time Vampire

A Time Vampire (person who sucks up all your time) who calls you at home from their mobile phone while driving. The Drive Time Vampire caller has nothing important to say, and just wants something to do while driving, but they end up keeping you on the phone forever, so you can’t get anything done at home.
I was trying to get some work done at home when a Drive Time Vampire kept me on the phone for his entire two hour commute to work.
by SnotBubbleBoy February 20, 2011
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Lebowski Space-time

Lebowski Space-time is like Minkowski Space-time except there is a complex term for "abiding".
Person one: Whenever I try to use Lebowski Space-time my door back to our four dimensions disappears

Person Two: You must not be abiding properly.
by Bpendragon September 5, 2012
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