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Real Life Women

Something a lot of people do not undestand and are very scared of.

Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.

Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.

And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)

One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
"To Court a Real Life Women"
~By Fgyjt

"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
by Fgyjt June 5, 2023
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WhiteHatting In Real Life

Heroic development, good, transcendent good, progressiveistic good, advanced good, worthwhile developmental good beyond the boundaries of computing systems and applied in reality and real life
(Not only penetrative testing amends nor overbrawn, yet perhaps (yet not only) advanced defense (not to only juxtapose defence andor offence)
The majority of the systems, if healthy and functional, doesn't operate by way of BlackHat but rather by way of Whitehat as nighany blackhatting in a perfect system is seen as an error full aberration
Once I focused on WhiteHatting In Real Life I feel that karmicly I can righteously enjoy Transcendent peace
by TranslogicMultisonance January 26, 2023
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the love of my life

the best person in the world! the best youve ever met. the one you love the most. the one that you want to spend the rest of your life with.

like jared! of course.
by jared is my baby February 1, 2021
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Extra life sonic

Extra Life is a form of Sonic from Sonic the Comic who was trapped in a monitor, and then got Tails to get him out so that he could unleash destruction. In this mod, it appears that he somehow got Boyfriend to get him out of the monitor, and he burnt the background, until later in the song he gets put back into said monitor, like in the original comic.

Appearance

Extra Life looks like the original Sonic, but with a few differences. His quills have turned into faded blue, his skin is now more tan, and he has noticeable canine teeth. Past that, he still has the red power sneakers with white cuffs, tan arms and mouth, 3 quills on his head and 2 on his body, 2 eyes put into one, and gloves with cuffs.
Inside of the box, the monitor has a white background with his head inside with no mouth. The monitor itself has a square silver frame and an upside down T stand, and multiple dark gray buttons next to a red one.
Jimmy: hey look at this comic I just got

Tom: cool who’s That Sonic?

Jimmy: no It’s extra life sonic

Tom: Oh OK
by Jeff2279 August 28, 2022
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Real Life Goofy

Term used often in Chicago for some one who is exposed for not being as hard or as cool as they made them selves seem to be.
This man is always on Twitter saying he's bout that life, then when you see him in person he's a real life goofy
by Bruce Bayne February 12, 2015
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So's Your Life

Often used when someone can't think of a comeback for So's Your Face. And it often makes no sense to the person who is insulted by it, but it makes sense to everyone else.
Person1: That's bad...
Person2: So's your face!
Person1: So's your life!!!!
Person2: That makes no sense...
Person3: It does make sense.
by T'WAS ME December 3, 2011
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Hetero life partners

Hetero life partners are those dudes in history who should be together, but because people can't handle gay romances that's not allowed
Person 1: Those two are such hetero life partners
Person 2: I know right
by Damien T. May 30, 2022
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