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Monkey Punch

When you run at someone with your arm in a spear like position and you fucking floor them
by rat monkey September 30, 2006
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steel monkey

same as a brass monkey but using the higher alcohol % Steel Reserve instead of Olde English 800 malt liquor
Dude #1: "damn dude this 211 is rough on the gut"
Dude #2: " mix it with oj and you'll have yourself a steel monkey, young padawan."
by PMP July 31, 2008
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Monkey Metal

Monkey Metal is a sub-genre of Heavy Metal Music which possesses elements of extreme win. The genre was created by Youtube celebrity/guitarist/guitar company owner, Rob Chapman(The Monkey Lord). As of yet, only The Monkey Lord himself can play Monkey Metal as no-one else, at this time, possesses the extreme amount of win necessary to do so. It is rumoured that to play Monkey Metal, you must possess more win than a Windigo, however win at this extreme quantity is considered dangerous and the only defence against it is to have lots of hair.

Monkey Metal is still in an evolutionary stage, but at the moment contains elements of progressive metal (unusual rhythms), alternative metal (unusual melodies and 'riffs'), and early thrash metal such as Metallica ('chugging' sections). One example of Monkey Metal is the Monkey Lord song "Phantom Power" which can be purchased from iTunes.

The term "Monkey Metal" was first used on the Monkey Lord Forums and originated in the thread titled "and then it dawned on me..". It was created by MLF user mean0machine.
the song "Phantom Power" By the band Monkey Lord, is the only recorded song which is in the genre of Monkey Metal
by mean0machine May 23, 2010
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monkey licker

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Monkey

pimple-popping freak on a very small leash. known to be rather "ticklicious." Unworthy of living with Terry G, Brad, or Gordan.
According to that girl at Icthus, Monkey Jr. is 7 inches long. Gross.
by Tricia Truthan August 21, 2003
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attic monkey

A type of jew that hides, along with its money, in the attic of a house. In many cases this is cleverly consealed by a bookcase or hidden stairway.
Nazi 1 ~ I was reading some attic monkeys diary the other day.
Nazi 2 ~ oh yeah? who was it by?
Nazi 1 ~ Anne Frank.
Nazi 2 ~ Awesome stuff, i hope our boys shot her and her fellow attic monkeys; before stealing their vast cash supplies.
Nazi 1 ~ Oh, have u read it before?
by brad armstrong March 23, 2007
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weed monkey

Look at that weedmonkey, he probably can't buy a pack of gum
by Chris Russell October 25, 2003
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