Beating One Out

To masturbate aggressively, usually with a penis.

Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway

PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.

Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.

PublicSafety: Carry on.

by definitelynottheghostofmichael October 28, 2018

One way ticket

A trip or a journey of no return

My boy, it's gonna be a one way ticket...are u ready?

by ThinkinTaylor February 26, 2020

It’s a sticky one styll

When someone likes you and you don’t like them back

Ellie : ‘I like you’
James : ‘it’s a sticky one styll

by Can’t handle the heat January 28, 2019

Twenty one pilots

A good band that will make ur bones shiver like a skeleton when they eat ice cubes... aka they make you quake

My friend was listening to twenty one pilots and he queeved in my bed and made a big brown mark

by Jsjdifof January 26, 2019

one text stand

when somebody texts you and you text them back but they never reply.

Girl 1- "hey"
Guy 1- "hey, whats up?"
........(no reply)
Guy 1- *that bitch just one text standed me*

by Anthonygerbenshockler January 3, 2011

One eyed monster

The one eyed monster is a penis, but it’s a way to scare kids away from sex.

Keep away from the one eyed monster!

by Sex education April 22, 2019

Hull one-two

An uncommon fight move sometimes pulled by people from Hull, East Yorkshire. Involves a jab with one hand ('one') before a swift punch with the other ('two')

"Leave it out or I'll give you the old Hull one-two"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005