chin nuts

when you are a fat fuck who has a double chin that looks like two hairy testicles.

first used during the ice age when ag would say to thog "chin nuts" and then have random masturbations all over the castle of doom and love.

duuude you have chin nuts you fuckin fag.

by Killa Monkey Fritters April 16, 2005

Crust Nut

When a girl leaves a guys cum inside of her anus and/or vagina and lets it sit until it dries up.

“I heard Sidney kept the crust nutbut in her for a week without showering”

by Marky’s Funky Bunch May 5, 2018

nuts ridiculoso

Used informally to refer to something or some situation that is egregious. It is a combination of the exclamation "nuts" and the adjective ridiculous.

$46.50 for a stack of colored paper? That's nuts ridiculoso!

This is nuts ridiculoso! I got a ticket and the car was only there for three minutes!

by natcrazz January 17, 2011

Primal Nut

(Noun) A person who satisfies our most primal and evolutionary instincts to mate with the most biologically fit organism to produce offspring. A primal nut is someone who is traditionally good-looking and makes you buss a nut just looking at them

“You know Brad Johnson on the football team? BIG primal nut”

by Swegolicious July 4, 2019

Cream of the nut

Better name for the deliciousness that is peanut butter.

"Yoo I had a great cream of the nut sandwich with some strawberry jelly. Really hit the spot."

by nutterbetter33 December 2, 2018

Bunky Nuts

the point at which time while urinating the smell of your balls is clearly palpable

Storm: man when i just took a piss....
Dave:What fuckin' bunky nuts fool?

by Dave and storm March 4, 2009

Numb nuts

A light word for calling someone a fucktard.

Person 1: "Bill is a numb nuts"
Person 2: "why"
Person 1: "because he for got his phone at the pub"

by Death_ray_dan May 9, 2014