go ugly early

The act of admitting to oneself that you will not pull a good looking bird not matter how long you hang around the night club. You always end up taking the ugliest bird anyway, so why not just go ugly early and get it over with.

It was only half past ten when Steven left the club with a salad dodger on his arm. His friend Jim passed him in the carpark and remarked "Eh up Steve, going ugly early?". Steven sighed, glanced at the fugly minger, and replied "Fraid so Jim, got work in the morning, so I don't have all night"

by Norbert Colon October 29, 2004

to go Alanis Morissette

To obsess about getting revenge on an ex-boyfriend.

He borrowed $1200 and moved in to my apartment and didn't pay any rent, and then broke up with me by text message, so I had to go Alanis Morissette on his ass.

by Prospero42 May 19, 2007

going steady

when you are in a non-commiting relationship, but are both still there until the next best thing comes along

"we're just going steady" ur gf says this to a better looking guy or a guy to another girl with bigger tits and fuller lips

by mike February 10, 2004

Go lay down

Someone is on your last neave and u want them to just go

Mom i want some candy
look just leave go lay down

by tanisha June 13, 2003

Go sing with Elvis

Phrase used to mean a person is going to take a piss, usually uttered to a friend in a bar.

Hey Dave, save my seat, I'm going to go sing with Elvis.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet February 4, 2006

I ain't going

Something thats not going to happen. Telling someone you're not going to do something.

"Girl why this man tried to get me to have a 3some??.. You know I ain't going.

by Jbizzle44 December 29, 2007

the show must go on

(Idiom) Work around the problems that you may encounter, rather than giving up.

A: My glasses are smashed! I can't go to work because I cannot see!


B: You can see close up, can't you, four-eyes?


A: Well, yes, but...

B: OK slacker, BACK TO WORK!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004