Long dog

To get screwed over, or Bogarted

I got long dogged at the DMV because I didn't fill out the forms properly

by Long_dog July 31, 2022

Dog treats

A thing made out of random ingredients your dog loves more than you

Doggo no give dog treats to hooman

by Onewiththepotato July 2, 2022

tempura dog

when you lightly batter and then fry and condom before use. Done for its exfoliative effects.

Parinaz loves to tempura dog 'til the break of dawn

by rawdawg10873458943 April 14, 2014

Dog on the beach

Code word for "You have a booger hanging out of your nose."

Bro, you have a dog on the beach. Thanks man, that booger would have stayed there all night!

by KrystalGlass February 8, 2020

Cooking the dog

Furiously masturbating.

John: "Dude, what are you doing?"

Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."

by Lao_Tzu January 23, 2015

Saucing the dog

Involves three people and one sticks there penis in the others ass crack and the third on cums on there penis like a hotdog

Stacy told me and my brother we could be saucing the dog at her house

by Sir Gabe butsecs August 7, 2023

Frad dog

Sarah from olds college 2021

Frad dog grandma

by Colorado28 September 30, 2021