One Jack at a Time

To do a good deed. To save one from depression.

Saving the world, one Jack at a time.

by Twenty Three Yorks in my Fetus September 24, 2011

Once upon a time

Once upon a time someone explained that people who say once upon a time are stupid as saying once upon a time is like saying once on a time and it is impossible to put anything on time saying once upon a time is also a waste of time just like this stupid sentence as you could just say once.

Person 1: Once upon a time...
Person 2: SHUDDUP

by weirdity February 2, 2021

Bosnian Mountain Time

Bosnian Mountain Time is the time that you leave the party and/or bar after intending to "just have one drink and leave."

Me: Just so you know, I'm planning on leaving at nine.
Jen: Ok me too
Me: Oh shit it's after nine.
Jen: Let's leave at nine o'clock Central Time
(time goes by drinks flow)
Me and Jen: We are leaving at nine o'clock Pacific Time (shots glasses clinking)
(time goes by and drinks flow - bar is closing)
Jen: What time zone are we leaving at?
Me: Fuck we're on Bosnian Mountain Time now (said so slurry sub-titles are needed)

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 15, 2020

one beers time

An interval of time used to describe how long you have been doing something, been somewhere, and so forth when you are drinking and do not have any other means of telling time.

Disclaimer: When you are speaking to a women in terms of one beers time you need to multiply your number by approximately 5.

Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about "one beers time".
AKA: We've been here for a little over an ten minutes.

Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about five beers time.
AKA: We've been here for about an hour.

by Strikeout October 23, 2012

Doggy Transition Time

Referred to casually as "Doggy T-Time", this is the time in which a man is able to transition to the doggy-style position after beginning intercourse. It is generally desirable to attain a short time, and men who who enjoy this position are known to brag about and compare their quick transitions.

"Dude, that girl you flopped has the nicest ass! What was your Doggy Transition Time?"
"A little slow, but clocked in at 58 seconds. Pretty solid!"

by DoggyMachine October 9, 2018

Tee Shirt Time

This is applied to the show Jersey Shore, where it means the following: when Vinny, Situation, Pauly, and Ronnie go out to a club, they prepare what shirt they want to wear ahead of time. In order to not ruin the shirt while they wait for the girls to finish getting ready, they wear wife beaters or man tank tops. When everyone is ready to go, it's TEE SHIRT TIME, and they put on the shirts that they picked out for the club.

Is everybody ready to go clubbing? That means it's tee shirt time!

by JerseyBabee March 1, 2011

Part-time Blood

A nigga that happily smokes kush and drinks with gang member(s) who claim red but doesn't bang or shoot or even claim their set as often as a real one.

Nigga 1: "What set you claim?"

Nigga 2: "What do you mean set?"

Nigga 1: "You ain't no real blood, you just a part-timer, and that ain't good enough. Come back to me if u serious bout making dis bread before i beat the living hell outta u."

A blood set is one that you become part of FOR LIFE. Either you full-time or no-time There is no such thing as a real nigga who is a part-time blood. "GET WIT IT OR GET CRACKED NIGGA"

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011