slut monkey

usually female, one who has sex with every one, even monkeys.
high chance of aids, hiv, syphilis, or some primate std that has not graced our streets yet.
or a tail.
which could be awkward...

Stoner: Dude! I went to the zoo yesterday and there were like fourhundred slut monkeys! I swear i was like... what why arent you in cages?! hahhh

by eeeeeek May 6, 2008

Monkey Nuts

This is what happens when a man doesn't shower for a days. A crust forms underneath the scrotum, which can be used for spreading on toast, on our grandmothers lips.

Today I reached under my nut sack, and retrived a healthy amount of monkey nut cream.

by Egon Strangler December 13, 2003

dutch monkey

To fart in bed while an unsuspecting pet is sleeping underneath the covers.

Hey honey! Little Johnny just gave the puppy a dutch monkey!

by DarkLush February 17, 2009

Dirty Monkey

While having sex just before you bust a nut you have to pull out, skeet on her face, and then take your large handful of pre-shaved pubes from the bedside and rub it all around her face while yelling "DIRTY MONKEY!"

It is slightly complicated because you must do a little preparation work with a razor so that your pile of pubes is ready at the percise moment -- but don't worry its worth it.

That girl Dina told me when she comes over tonight she wants a dirty monkey

by Dr. Jeckyl December 15, 2008

Sea Monkey

White douchebags on spring break. So called due to them resembling mindless seamonkeys while floating in the hotel pool drinking the cheapest, nastiest drinks. Can't afford to drink anywhere else because they dropped out of high school.and are stuck in shit jobs. Claim to be from New York despite living in Jersey. Generally are fucking shit for brain retards.

Frat boy from a fourth tier university with little career prospects. "Whoa look at that pool full of sea monkeys"

by Shion D March 17, 2008

Monkey fucker

N. Singular (Munk-e Fah-ker): An Individual who Engages in Carnal Knowledge/Sexual Intercourse with a Primate of the Monkey family.

Tyler is a monkey fucker, always has been always will be. enough said.

by John September 20, 2003

Space Monkey

a monkey from outer space. they smell of asparagus, wear large earmuffs, are fluent in spanish and can sing and dance "god save the queen" on top of a soup can without falling over more than four times.

"good evening... i am a space monkey"

by Linse February 22, 2003