hot tamale

When a guy shits in a sock, and smacks someone with it.

Jay Jones loves to hot tamale a girl after sex.

by The Great Wang January 12, 2009

Hot minute

A term most commonly used to express a long period of time. In today's culture it's commonly used to express a quick or rapid period of time.

I was at the party for a hot minute

by Kayla m July 4, 2012

hot sec

A brief moment, comparable to the length of a second.

Hank: Dude, how long were you at her crib?
Ben: Just a hot sec. ;)

by Mark August 5, 2008

hot melvin

Recieving a blow job while taking a shit at the same time.

She was surprised when her boyfriend asked for a hot melvin.

by candygurl May 4, 2006

hot robert

Hot Robert in his Dreams, nothing but
a Fat Obese Cow. A Mama's Boy!!!
Look at yourself, before you make fun
of others............................
Also Grandma's Pet!!!!!!!!!
Have some more on your Plate.
I want you so Fat. The Girls will not
notice, the Flab around your waist.
Your starting to Look like Ha! Ha!

Says he's afraid of
Changes. LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
What a Joke!!!!!!!! Ha! Ha!!!!!
Nothing But a Coward!!!!!!!!!!!

by jeff April 22, 2005

hot carl

To seran wrap your face and have someone lay a hot steaming load on your face

Wow I can't believe Ramon likes when people shit on his face! He really is into hot carls.

by Cuiy7 Punch3r November 22, 2010

Hot Soup

Hot Soup is a variation of a Hot Lunch which, in this case, rather than delivering a solid log of crap, you deliver the liquified, diarrhea version thereof. It's heinous, it's awful, you can dazzle your friends by throwing its use out in conversation.

"Did you ever give your girlfriend a hot lunch?"

"No, but I wasn't feeling too well and gave her some hot soup to make myself feel better. Hot soup makes everyone feel better."

by GLM79 May 8, 2008