Sudden Ratchet Syndrome

When a normally polite, classy individual breaks out into ratchet and/or ghetto-like behavior upon hearing a ghetto song, such as twerking. Created in a Vine by QPark.

"Mike, I think you have Sudden Ratchet Syndrome."
"How can you say that?"
"The other week you were talking about the expense reports and then you heard "Don't Drop that Thun Thun" and started to twerk."
"Damn..."

by CactusBactus November 17, 2013

west o syndrome

The attitude of people in west omaha, especially kids, to be lazy and very spoiled. They run away from hard work and hide behind their money. Their parents think its a sin for kids to run in practices

That kid has west o syndrome so bad.

by Conroy Larkin October 23, 2008

Truck Seat Syndrome

The crushed left seat bolster of the driver's side seat, caused by fat Americans sliding out of the seats of their trucks and SUVs like they're on a McDonald's play play pen slide, instead of just getting out of their vehicle like a civilized human being by climbing down.

"I would have bought that used 4Runner if it wasn't for the signs of truck seat syndrome"

by Uranic Tomcat March 2, 2020

Repetitive status syndrome

The main symptom for this disease is the act of cycling through a select series of very vague and non-meaningful statuses or mild variations of previous statuses because of a lack of creativity.

An example of Repetitive status syndrome:
_______ is just lovin life right now.
_______ Go Pack!!!
_______ is Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
_______ did absolutely nothing productive with my life today.
_______ had a good ending to his summer.
_______ is absolutely loving life right now.
_______ lets go pack!
_______ is sitting, waiting, wishing.
_______ has yet to do anything productive today.
_______ started summer with a great night

by Flying Z March 1, 2011

Three Stooges Syndrome

The Three Stooges Syndrome is a vast range of diseases so great in fact that they cancel each other out.

In the TV Show "The Simpsons" Charles Montgomery Burns contracted this disease and is diagnosed at Mayo Clinic.

There's so many bugs they cancel each other out Three Stooges Syndrome style.

by cs_marshall March 8, 2021

Son of Sam Syndrome

When an accused murderer pulls the “crazy card” and tries to convince law enforcement and everyone else that he did what he did because he was obeying a barking Labrador retriever, or anything equally absurd, who ostensibly told him that he must kill.

I’m here to defend this poor, innocent gentleman who has suffered all his life with the dreaded Son of Sam Syndrome; he is the victim, Your Honor, as he for years since his boyhood, has been followed by small weasels telling him to do the most heinous of things.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

post cock syndrome

Post cock syndrome is a medical condition when someone's face is deformed after aggressive deep throating.

I shoved my cock down Prya's throat really hard and fucked the shit out of her. Now, her face is fucked and she has post cock syndrome

by RamRamee August 18, 2018