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Past-life PTSD

(ie. PLPTSD or post-death traumatic stress disorder (PDTSD)

Severe trauma that someone carries with them from a traumatic event/s, in their previous life into the afterlife or their next life/lives.

(To be clinically diagnosed with PLPTSD, one needs to have around several symptoms of PTSD, beyond death/longer than a life-time).
'The Roman soldier had a terrible case of past-life PTSD: He had witnessed his fellow comrades being most brutally tortured/displayed by the vile barbarians, in a forest clearing, within The Teutoburg Forest, at night-An event so traumatic that the memory of it was permanently engraved into his soul and he had continously experienced symptoms of PTSD (e.g. self-harm, suicidal thoughts, repeated flashbacks, paranoid delusions, prolonged grief, rage outbursts, trauma-related stimuli avoidance, etc.), even beyond death/in his next-life.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 7, 2022
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7 colours of life

7 colours of life:
(From the Religion Otheeiasm)

Red: For love of all kinds,
Dating/marriage
Friendship/family
Love is love and nobody can stop it however, Incest and Rape is NOT love and is a punishment offence.

Orange: for Anger and Rage
Arguments
fights
Fighting/arguing is a natural thing that people do but if it starts to get physical unless it is for self defence it is NOT ok and needs to be dealt with.

Yellow: Joy and Peace
kindness
honesty
loyalty

friendship
Making friends is I huge part of becoming yourself and being able to appreciate what others do is a skill not many people can actually accomplish. However if in a friendship it becomes violent and unsafe it is okay to let go of it.

Grean: Envy and Jealousy
copying

wishing

Everyone can and will get jealous at times, it is a part of life but being put down by it is not right, everyone is worth the same.

Blue: sadness and Depression

crying
sobbing
Mopping
Everyone gets sad at times it is normal but if one person is continuously making you feel bad about yourself cut them of (figuratively not literally).

Purple: Power

confident

strong

happy
It is good to feel happy but don’t put others down by it because that makes you the bad guy

Pink: nervous and scared
shiver
quiver

shake

Sometimes you can get spooked out at times by a horror/thriller movie or a prank but if someone is scaring you on purpose to make you feel bad, get out of that relationship or household.
I believe in the 7 colours of life!
by Otheeiasm July 4, 2021
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College-Life Crisis

A type of phase college students go through fearing that once they graduate, they’re gonna think to themselves, “why was I so boring during college?”.
Alice: What’s with JJ? He almost got caught spray painting on the dorms!
Bob: Sorry. JJ’s going through a College-Life Crisis right now. he’s trying to keep himself from being remembered as lame.
by warspawn November 9, 2021
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male half-life

the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!

no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!

i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!

due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
by michael foolsley May 30, 2022
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wolves life 3

a Roblox wolf game made by shyfoox. ranked in popularity in 2018 after the map update then it died down and made its way back up in 2020 averaging around 2k daily players. Currently in 2023, it’s lucky to get 100 averaging. Usually people use ;-;, UwU, or - at the end of sentences, aka cornballs. A lot of online dating happens within this game, and if you don’t have dragon game pass you will be bullied.
player 1: wanna play wolves life 3?

player 2: hell nah dawg that game has cornball furries in it
by theballfondlerette June 3, 2023
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Jack Sucks at Life

The 3rd Greatest Youtuber of all time after Airrack and Mr Beast. He has over 10 channels with over 100 000 subscribers and over 1 billion views. He is also the owner of the legendary Turd Boi 420 channel.
Person 1: Do you know Jack Sucks at life?
Person 2: No who’s he?
Person 1: He’s the creator of Turd Boi 420
Person 2: Oh, I know him
by @Star_Wars_now December 17, 2022
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Go Home Life

When life doesn't make any sense..Sometimes saying "Go home life.. You're drunk." Makes everything better.
Dude.. My orange juice keeps spilling. This is making me so mad... Ugh. Go HOME life.. You're drunk.

Sometimes life irritates me and makes me want to smack it in the face and tell it to go home.
by TBAM March 18, 2013
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