are my eyes red

Something freshman's say when they're high. Or they're on something that would intoxicate them and make their eyes red. For example DAT ZAZA!!!

(X went to the bathroom for 15 minutes and x comes out)
X: “yo bro are my eyes red”
Y: “nah your good”

by Hahahahah473 September 19, 2023

old brown eye

A rectum. Especially a poorly wiped one.

She has beautiful brown eyes.. and a great old brown eye.

by MYG November 23, 2013

Eye between the cheeks

the butt hole or anus

I got her in the eye between the cheeks last night and it was great

by lildickassnigga February 26, 2011

falling on blind eyes

Something which is in front of us, yet cannot or will not be seen.

The visual equivalent of 'falling on deaf ears'.

Inside the White House, the numbers kept falling on blind eyes, unable to see that infection rates were exploding, that their candidate was massively behind in the polls, that across the country, people were on the march and would not back down.

by Monkey's Dad June 24, 2020

red eye trip

when you party so motherfuckin hard and stay up all night so your eyes turn red

I had a red eye trip last night

by dabgirl72 August 30, 2021

cum in my eye

An exclamatory remark used to express anger or annoyance

You're actually telling me that my mum featured in 'Two Girls, One Pilchard'? Oh, cum in my eye.

by cuminmyfriedpilchard inc. June 23, 2016

Seven inch eyes

Those pained squints you get when inch number seven is introduced

Bro you wouldn't believe the seven inch eyes when I finished inserting

by Dr Hammer February 4, 2022