Men who were fat when younger, and are now cripplingly insecure about themselves/their relationships may be said to have Fat Boy Syndrome (FBS). A man with FBS may or may not talk constantly about his weight/workout routine and/or his eating habits. He usually also talks about his insecurities ad infinitum. Men with FBS have a tendency to be overemotional, latch on to those who show any sort of interest in them, and be generally annoying.
Man with FBS: So, she says she likes me, but I don't know if she really does! I love her so much, and I'm just so scared that she'll realize she isn't into me....I should really hit the gym later, I'm feeling a little chubby...do these pants make me look fat?
Me: GO TALK TO A THERAPIST ABOUT YOUR FAT BOY SYNDROME!!1!!11!1
Me: GO TALK TO A THERAPIST ABOUT YOUR FAT BOY SYNDROME!!1!!11!1
by j. rose October 16, 2011
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290 lbs. men like pro wrestler Samoa Joe should never jump from the top rope, but Joe does because he's got Fat Guy Game.
Nick moves fast for a fat man, so clearly he has Fat Guy Game.
Nick moves fast for a fat man, so clearly he has Fat Guy Game.
by Mr. Showtime November 5, 2008
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by jg2342 February 23, 2009
Get the fat person humor mug.its somebody thats big fat && ugly that goes around sayin shes slim.she goes around sayin "im not fat,im just thick!" most of these gurls i have to admit are black.alot are white too.some of these ppl will go around wearin tube tops 10 sizes to big and short short short skirts.then guys all stare at them and they think its positive when its really negative because there not lookin at them sayin "oh shes so fine" there lookin @ her laughin and raggin on her.so thats a fat bitch in denial
fat bitchez pretty friend:im sorry but i cant be seen with you if your wearin that tube top and that skirt. fatbitch in denial:why because your intimidated by my good looks? fat bitchez skinny friend:no because your big as shit fat bitch in denial: im not fat im just thick dammit!
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Get the Fat Piece of Bitch mug.When 2 very fat people love each other and want to express it through 1000lb sex.
Or when 1 fat person tries to shove his miniscule member through the other normal person's orifice, resulting in - fat people sex.
Usually ends with one person passing out or both stopping for a cake break and then passing out of exhaustion after getting to the kitchen.
Very loud and disgusting. Like when a dog takes a shit but you cant look away.
Or when 1 fat person tries to shove his miniscule member through the other normal person's orifice, resulting in - fat people sex.
Usually ends with one person passing out or both stopping for a cake break and then passing out of exhaustion after getting to the kitchen.
Very loud and disgusting. Like when a dog takes a shit but you cant look away.
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