Alarm Cock

The act of waking your partner up by slapping her in the face with your semi erect penis.

Susie was well away his morning but she sold stirred when the alarm cock went!

by leej1973 April 26, 2017

cock cavity

meatchamber

Gay Guy: "I had way too many apple martinis. I thought I was fucking a guy, but then I realized that she totally had a cock cavity!"

Gay Guy # 2: "You fucking hetro!"

by shamcock November 8, 2010

prawn cock

A man's penis that resembles a Cooked Atlantic Prawn.

As Lindsay dropped his pants she exclaimed "Oh my god look at that tiny Prawn Cock"!

by MattyH-UK November 7, 2014

Cock Cushion

Its a word that a refers to a girl/woman, who has alot of a sex, a place where a boy/man can rest their penis/cock.

john: hey have you seen cindy lately?
jack: what you mean that blonde cock cushion?

by sweetjebus January 10, 2009

Cock Vaping

Cock Vaping is an act when a man or woman sucks another man's cock while it is wrapped in a flavored condom.

Hey did you know that dude is a cock vaping mother fucker.

He prefers orange flavor when he is cock vaping.

by The Chimpster August 6, 2015

shity cock

one who has shit on his cock

have you seen shity cock

by i stokes October 5, 2003

Cock Joke

A retarded joke about "COCK JOKE" a mans penis that "COCK JOKE" is thrown into a conversation at "COCK JOKE" random irrelevant "COCK JOKE" times so much it degrades the value "COCK JOKE" of what anyone is really saying...balls

Captain: Hey steve

Steve: Hey captai..."COCK JOKE"

by justsomebody13 April 2, 2008