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Double Wanker Sign

The action associated when calling someone a double wanker. The gesture is expressed by having each arm at either side of hips with hands in a wanker motion. Can sometimes be confused with a monkey chant.
Police: What are you doing there on camera?
Gav the Chav: It's clearly the double wanker sign!
by vestrynow November 14, 2012
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double chocolate fountain

When you're hitting your girl from behind in the behind after a day of munching on bratwurst and cans of bushes baked beans. When suddenly she erupts shart all around the circumference of your cock, a wide spray much to your dismay. The pressure of this eruption has forced the cabbage scented diarrhea down your own ureth. Naturally, the only thing left to do is pull your wang-dang out, and stroke out the rest of the rancid fecal juice onto her back, and not neglecting to get some spritzes in her hair for karma's sake. Thus erecting the double chocolate fountain.
After we left the BBQ, Jenny and I had a double chocolate fountain for dessert.
by TGuano December 21, 2017
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Alabama double-down

A person that is obviously so inbred it had to happen more than once. Like, the dad banged the brother and the brother shot the load across the room in to the mother; and that is how that face is buckled like that.

About 9 months after the noodlin’ derby/family reunion Alabama state banned the use of the same property for more than one event.
Ah! That bitch is so far past ugly she has to be an Alabama double-down!
by Dmriches11! July 17, 2022
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Double Bubble Rimjob

it's where you chew a lot of bubble gum and shove your entire head up a man or womans ass and then blow a bubble till it pops.used to express dominace over a stubborn lover.
man-that bitch was getting feisty last night...
man 2- you showed that bitch who boss?
man-hell yeah, gave that trick a Double Bubble Rimjob.
by tricklovesdadick12345678910 February 11, 2012
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Double Comb Over

The term "double comb over" is a relatively new term, used to depict hair that resembles a lot like a wig yet is real. It has progressively become popular due to the fact that our 45th United states president has this hair style. It looks like a wig since you make any side of your hair go over your bald spot on the center, followed up by putting the opposite side over the bald spot again; this makes the hair look extremely artificial and utterly idiotic. If you do not wish to be made fun of or look like a guy who needs attention, it is highly recommended not to use this hairstyle.
Person 1: I voted for Hillary because she's a woman
Person 2: I voted for trump because of his luscious double comb over...
by TheBigBobby21 May 13, 2017
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Double quarter pounder

When Male is on the toilet and his female partner comes in and wants sex, the Male continues his business while female sits on his erect penis facing him and that is called multi-tasking.
Dude: "Hey girl, ya down for a double quarter pounder?"

Female: "Hell yeah, let me hop on"

Or

Female:" hey babe, whatcha doing?"

Dude: "Takeing a shit!"

Female: "Damn, that is hot, I'm gonna hop on that cock and take you to pound town!"

Dude: "This is tha shit!"
by #PICN March 21, 2020
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double cheese bagel

A codeword for douchebag. To be used in the presence of a physically intimidating yet none too bright douchebag.

DOUble CHEese BAGel
Steve: Would you like a double cheese bagel?
Douchebag: What the hell? Go get some friends, loser.
Dave: Steve, if he understands that, you're dead.
by George McBob May 5, 2009
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