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by spectre729 July 30, 2019
Get the Your dad’s sneeze mug.To "smack your melon" means to hit your head, or noggin on something hard enough to cause a negative physiological reaction, such as a concussion, any cut or abrasion on your scalp, seeing stars, or even just getting a noticeable headache thereafter. It is usually caused by an inadvertent or unexpected action, such as tripping and falling down, being the victim of a noggin knocker, hitting your head on the dashboard or steering wheel of a car during a crash, or even misjudging the height of a tree branch, or some other low-hanging object, and stupidly hitting your top knot against it while passing by.
Hillary proved that if you smack your melon, you will not have to testify, at least until you recover from the ensuing concussion.
by Trochilus June 8, 2014
Get the smack your melon mug.I'm gunna tip your ladder.
He totally tipped your ladder, you should of known he's like 3 feet taller than you.
You just got yer ladder tipped man.
Tipped that monster's ladder on level 5.
He totally tipped your ladder, you should of known he's like 3 feet taller than you.
You just got yer ladder tipped man.
Tipped that monster's ladder on level 5.
by Trescan October 26, 2010
Get the Tip Your Ladder mug.by ajc929me September 18, 2018
Get the Chumming your kori mug.A phrase in motorsport racing:
When you do better in one section of the track compared to the rest of it.
When you do better in one section of the track compared to the rest of it.
"Ryan Blaney is gonna have to suck in his gut here heading into turns 3 & 4 if he wants to catch William Byron."
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"He sucks in his gut through (turns) 3 & 4!"
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"Turn 2 is definitely the best part of the track to start sucking in your gut."
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"He sucks in his gut through (turns) 3 & 4!"
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"Turn 2 is definitely the best part of the track to start sucking in your gut."
by Garlic196 September 16, 2021
Get the Sucking in your gut mug.Considered to be a more polite phrasing of referring to masturbation or any way of touching sex organs.
Leah: Do you jeep your diddles
Danielle: lol yeah
You may also substitute the "your" for pronouns
Sabrina: Did you hear that she jeeped his diddles?
Emily: Really?
Danielle: lol yeah
You may also substitute the "your" for pronouns
Sabrina: Did you hear that she jeeped his diddles?
Emily: Really?
by theelusiveweeaboo February 21, 2015
Get the Jeep your Diddles mug.Teacher: I gotta go on a date tomorrow so you’ll have a substitute
Student: Ooh, who are you going on a date with?
Teacher: That’s none of your concern
Student: Ooh, who are you going on a date with?
Teacher: That’s none of your concern
by Fortnite1500 November 5, 2021
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