A small retro time machine back to the past neighborhood when hand shakes and your word meant everything and was all you needed. A great balls to the wall place that has more things to do than an amusement park and a circus combined. A leader in the education of street smarts and street honor.
Respect of others and their belongings including girls is not only expected but is mandatory. There is severe consequences if you fail at anything above.
The neighborhood has been called racist but the truth is the only thing they are racist against is disrespectful douchebag losers. Regardless of skin color.
Respect of others and their belongings including girls is not only expected but is mandatory. There is severe consequences if you fail at anything above.
The neighborhood has been called racist but the truth is the only thing they are racist against is disrespectful douchebag losers. Regardless of skin color.
by EPB4life April 4, 2022
Get the Edgewater Parkmug. People believe that their community's well-being has turned to shit because of 'edgy' Cho Changs that hang around their local parks. Asian dipshits who wear black air forces and cross earrings who cant pull girls to save their tiny dicks and masturbate with their bubble tea. They either resort to watching hentai in the park or may seek their typical Asian Amy, only to find she's fucking useless when it comes to sex, just like them.
by no brayn May 5, 2023
Get the Edgy Cho-In Parkmug. The fuckery that goes on at a certain theme park in the parking lot department. Piss poor people of all SIZES and races work here. Afreen and beast headline the crazy shit that goes on in this joint. For example:
Afreen: Wanna fuc?
Beast: AWWW YES IN THE CAR NOW!
*Afreen by coke studios starts playing*
Beast: Again!
Afreen: Nah M and i need to puff our bust all over my asshole vapes before I die from oxygen poisoning.
Beast: :(((((((((( Ok I have other men I can talk to cause i’m a slutty slut.
Afreen: Wanna fuc?
Beast: AWWW YES IN THE CAR NOW!
*Afreen by coke studios starts playing*
Beast: Again!
Afreen: Nah M and i need to puff our bust all over my asshole vapes before I die from oxygen poisoning.
Beast: :(((((((((( Ok I have other men I can talk to cause i’m a slutty slut.
Person 1: Have you heard about the fuckery that goes down at that one amusement park in LA?
Person 2: Yeah that’s what you call Cancer park lore.
Person 2: Yeah that’s what you call Cancer park lore.
by All tree January 27, 2024
Get the Cancer park Loremug. When you're sharing a hotel room and walk around the corner to see NOT your significant other, fold his dick into his pants.
by Parkparkcitybitch January 1, 2017
Get the Park City Peek-a-boomug. when something's boring, over, not moving- just like a parked car.
invented by samuelsleeves (on tiktok)
invented by samuelsleeves (on tiktok)
Omg it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.
or
Person 1: hey how's that new movie you saw?
Person 2: parked. not worth seeing.
or
Person 1: hey how's that new movie you saw?
Person 2: parked. not worth seeing.
by randomperson5000 March 15, 2024
Get the Parkedmug. The most beautiful girl in the world. Someone who has hurt and been hurt back. The woman that deserves everything
Elizabeth Parks, Izzie, I don't know if you'll ever read this, but I'm sorry. If I could do anything I'd go back so I could love you again and make it right.
by MG2106 January 24, 2024
Get the Elizabeth Parksmug. tall skinny kid with a broken back who acts tougher on text than in person. He will threaten to beat you up on text but will slap you on the cheek and say he beat the shit outta you.
by Mark Sanito December 10, 2019
Get the Jared Parksmug.