small mouth syndrome

Also known as SMS. The condition manifests itself in adults whose mouths do not grow in proportion to their face as they mature. These individuals have child sized orifices. They can usually be identified using words like "supes" and "totes" which are easier for them to pronounce. See also Taylor Lamontism.

Taylor Lamont's small mouth syndrome was apparent as he made judgy facial expressions at the HRC Gala.

by Justcallmejulio12 September 29, 2013

Sudden Ratchet Syndrome

When a normally polite, classy individual breaks out into ratchet and/or ghetto-like behavior upon hearing a ghetto song, such as twerking. Created in a Vine by QPark.

"Mike, I think you have Sudden Ratchet Syndrome."
"How can you say that?"
"The other week you were talking about the expense reports and then you heard "Don't Drop that Thun Thun" and started to twerk."
"Damn..."

by CactusBactus November 17, 2013

Walrus RP Syndrome

The act of something being paused and extended for a long amount of time.

"He tried to do some quick rp, unfortunately he's now stuck in Walrus RP syndrome"

by Minigun March 23, 2022

Good Whore Syndrome

Term used to describe being given the most challenging and often unwanted tasks at work due to superior performance in one's job.

"It's 'Good Whore Syndrome.' The better you are at your job, the more you get screwed."

by Grammar Star April 21, 2015

Long Route Syndrome

When someone takes an unusually long route to reach their destination.

Person 1: So i'm gonna cut through 42nd street, back down to 48th, do circles in the parking lot and drive Miss Daisy through this neighborhood.

Person 2: How about you just take a left here and we'll be there?

Person 1: Que?

Person 2: You seriously have Long Route Syndrome.

by GeeTee March 7, 2013

Son of Sam Syndrome

When an accused murderer pulls the “crazy card” and tries to convince law enforcement and everyone else that he did what he did because he was obeying a barking Labrador retriever, or anything equally absurd, who ostensibly told him that he must kill.

I’m here to defend this poor, innocent gentleman who has suffered all his life with the dreaded Son of Sam Syndrome; he is the victim, Your Honor, as he for years since his boyhood, has been followed by small weasels telling him to do the most heinous of things.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Balloon Boy Syndrome

A critical illness that causes lying to police and other rescue teams, as well as making everyone think your child is in danger, when he is really in your attic.

Person 1: Richard Heene suffers from Balloon Boy Syndrome.

Person 2: That poor man.

by MikfozHasLupus November 16, 2009