poopy penis

a wrinkly and brown paynuse that resembles a poop

WTF bradly, why didnt u tell me u had a poopy penis

by Moe Lester May 13, 2005

penis cowboy

Occurs when one man spreads barbecue sauce (preferably Bull's Eye) on another man's scrotum. The man who spread the sauce then proceeds to lasso the scrotum to the point where the blood stops flowing to the penis, thus forming a tip resembling that of a cowboy's hat.

Hey Johnny, you should really watch out for the penis cowboy. I've heard of some weird things going on at that place.

by JayJayDesaree January 27, 2007

penis breathe

when a chick or guy has sucked to much cock that their breathe stinks of some bad cock.

jared,luke.o and sluts and gay fags

by john smith November 26, 2003

Penis Pump

Tori n. This word's meaning started off as a joke and then came to become what it is today as a popular term of teens.

hey, Penis Pump, come here and talk to me.

by Schmeagle March 22, 2005

penis head

to have a penis instead of a head

dude instead of a head he has a penis

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

wet penis

a man who is perverse in nature or who possesses sketchy sexual tendancies, including but not limited to uninvited sexual contact.

"Dude, did you see that wet dick fondle my sleeping girlfriend??"

by sarah March 13, 2005

Penis Humor

Sometimes your ding-a-ling just likes to make fun of you.

Penis Humor : 1) When you go to the bathroom in the middle of or after making love to take a piss, and it comes out in 3 or more streams, some aimed at your upper leg. 2) Premature ejaculation. 3) Taking-the-bus-wood. 4) Whiskey Dick. 5) Your penis never really cared how ugly she was.

by Bjorn Star March 6, 2010