type one diabetes

To the people who think you eat too much so thats how you get diabetes go suck a dick there are two types , type one is something your born with and its not your fault type two is when you eat too much

Type one diabetes is when your body dosent produce enough insuline

by Pevejend February 1, 2017

One eyed monster

The one eyed monster is a penis, but it’s a way to scare kids away from sex.

Keep away from the one eyed monster!

by Sex education April 22, 2019

one text stand

when somebody texts you and you text them back but they never reply.

Girl 1- "hey"
Guy 1- "hey, whats up?"
........(no reply)
Guy 1- *that bitch just one text standed me*

by Anthonygerbenshockler January 3, 2011

Fifteen to One Scale

The theory that for every 15 pounds a man puts on, that he loses 1 inch in penis length, due to the increase in the fat pad on the pubic bone.

Fat? That dude's running a minus on the Fifteen to One scale!

by Squik da Kitty February 20, 2010

one inch destroyer

an incredibly small penis

becky: oh my god, i was about to have sex with dan until he pulled out his one inch destroyer. that totally killed it!

by honky 3000 October 14, 2015

one-man army

a very strong person capable of taking on anything or anyone (one man/woman)

I'm a one-man army!

by dictonaryboy May 21, 2023

Beating One Out

To masturbate aggressively, usually with a penis.

Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway

PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.

Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.

PublicSafety: Carry on.

by definitelynottheghostofmichael October 28, 2018