National clap ass day

Yo on april 12th its national clap ass day just walk by say “ist national clap ass day” ans clap her ass. Get prepared to get your ass clapped

Its National clap ass day

by Assboy2 April 11, 2019

National Liam Catherine Day

On this day you must shower anyone by the name of Liam Catherine with 5-cent coins, preferably piffing it at his head.

Fuck it is National Liam Catherine Day

by DarthOCE November 25, 2021

National eat pussy day

October 1st, national day to eat pussy

I’m going over babygirl house on Oct, 1st for national eat pussy day

by DeeAnde7 July 14, 2019

national skip math day

on february 9th, we all skip math. horray

did you hear? it’s national skip math day! yay!

by muffingiraffe14 February 8, 2021

National Appreciate Morons Day

On this day, you are to appreciate any moron you care dearly and make sure they know they are retarded but also cared about

Caleb: "You know you're a moron right?"
Cynthia: "Hey thats mean"
Caleb: "But you're my moron and ily <3"
Cynthia: "Why are you like this?"
Caleb: "Because its National Appreciate Morons Day!"
Cynthia: "You're an idiot smh"

by Z-e-R-o April 11, 2019

National Mr. Zetts Day

The national day to appreciate your teacher Mr. Zetts and listen to his songs over and over.

OMG its National Mr. Zetts day lets listen to his song "Get Green Get Heard"

by CandyStar123 December 19, 2019

National Fuck Chris Day

November 22nd, a day where everyone gathers around to fuck Chris and his massive ass to fuck him with a smile

Branson: I can't wait to go fuck Chris tomorrow

Gavin: I know right, it'll be so nut quaking

Chris: Hey guys, I don't think national fuck Chris day is such a good idea

by Christmastonimo November 21, 2021