James Fang

A stupidly cute eye-smiling Chinese boy with agile hands and sexy sharp canine teeth. Often found playing basketball, or golf in white preppy-style shorts. He would look hot as fuck with a mullet but his mother makes him chop all his lovely hair off. His calm, innocent aura attracts many and can melt any girl's heart. His pick-up lines consist of 'joe mama' jokes and pen spins.

1: "Yoooo, who's that smarty?"
2. "Oh, that's my homie James Fang, dawg."

by Zebra Striped Docs February 24, 2022

James

James stands for small penis. Small penis = Unstatified girls. :(

James is a word for small penis, also very insulting if you say "You're such a james"

by ILikePPs March 21, 2020

James/Jeremiahs

A really annoying hot emo bad boy.
He likes to type UwU, and likes to rickroll people.

Stranger: Hey there
James/Jeremiahs: Hm? UwU
Stranger: Damn you hot
James: I know, right? UwU
Stranger: So... want to have dinner together sometime?
James: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

by A_Real_Hot_Frakenstein January 11, 2023

James

Lives in Hawaii has a super small dick and a midget as well. Scared of women and only loves men.

James is weird asf guy

by REAL_Critix November 7, 2023

james patrick conner

that one fat friend we got that is always hungry.

dude your starting to get like james patrick conner

by yourmom6969696 March 2, 2020

James Braithwaite

A handsome ginger man that gets infinite huzz and has more aura then anyone in the world. he is also 6 foot 6 and 210 pounds. and he likes drinking milk and water. yk whats crazy? james' aura is MASSIVE

Is that James Braithwaite over there????????? i didn't even see him I just sensed his powerful 6 foot 6 aura

by JamesBraithwaiteTife'sManager November 28, 2024

James

Is Aboriginal but looks Indian. He's always depresso espresso and says he wants to kill himself constantly.

Ahh thats James.

by yamez is goat February 22, 2022