Legal Shit

Synthetic Marijuana

"Damn, this citys dry."
"Let's get some legal shit, then."

by JimmyBobWhogivesAShit January 24, 2012

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Vampire Shit

When you dump so hard, your life force goes out your butt hole.

I took a serious vampire shit earlier today, and I haven’t felt human since.

by IlldefineIt December 18, 2017

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Shits and jiggles

a revamped phrase from the old phrase shits and giggles

this one meaning that something you did was so un important, and completely without reason that you dont want your reasoning to make sense

bob- hey why did you kick that little kids ice cream out of his hand?

Jake- I dont know shits and jiggles?

by Dakotamaybe March 23, 2011

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Shit Dialing

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text or call in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Poo Texting.

That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Shit Dialing in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!

by VenerableBean July 6, 2011

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Bowl Shit

The brown juice that leaks out of your burrito bowl when it hasn't been sealed properly.

I picked up the bag with my burrito bowl in it and bowl shit had leaked through the bag and got all over my pants. I exclaimed, "This is bowl shit!"

by carli-fries June 25, 2019

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Birthday Shit

Birthday Shit: The feeling of not feeling at all important the day after your birthday which was filled with Happy Birthdays and other nice greetings.

Dude 1: Yo Dude 2, what's wrong with Dude 3? He's been pompous all day and now he's gloomy as fuck!

Dude 2: Oh Dude 3? He's Experiencing the Birthday Shit.

by Mr. Fantasm March 4, 2012

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