Goldfish Moment™

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking they're really funny.

May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.

by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024

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Jakob Moment

Jakob. Not stupid, usually. But sometimes when you hear something so outlandishly stupid, you just can't help but think, "Did you even have a single thought before you said that?" That's a Jakob moment.

"Wait, Canada is in Europe, right?"

"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."

by Rat God. August 15, 2022

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Canadian Moment

When you jerk off and it's only Maple Syrup coming out.

"Mason! Mason! I just had a Canadian Moment."

by DuckMoment December 21, 2021

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Stephanie moment

A Stephanie moment is when someone makes a mistake so outrageously dumb only a girl named Stephanie could make.

-I told you! be ready at 12 to go to the mall

-ohhh.. i thought i was supposed to wake up at 12

-Now that's a Stephanie moment.

by BigAlvanos990 August 31, 2024

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Willow Moment

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by Luxwux November 20, 2023

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