butt grenade

an explosion in your asshole :)

dude, i need a new toilet, i had another butt grenade go off!!

by the muffin man :) January 24, 2009

Butt Facebooking

Posting a status update to FB from your phone without knowing it.

My wife was walking around the mall, and she was Butt Facebooking status updates.

by Jawbonz February 19, 2010

butt munger

A butt muncher , someone obsessed with butts, passionate butt lover

I hope that chick lets me do some serious butt munging tonight. I guess that makes me a butt munger aye

by ben dover and lucy bottom January 19, 2013

Butt butter

That sticky substance in skinners ass.

Skinner doesn't know how to wipe his ass, so he's always producing fresh butt butter.

by KahnEMan July 18, 2016

Tard butt

The abnormally large back side of a mentally challenged person. This condition is believed to be genetic.

John: Why do all retards have fat asses?
Lexi: It's a condition called Tard butt.

by yaheardsound1 December 15, 2014

Butt brothers

A butt brother is when you go to the bathroom or to your next hour and the seat is still warm.

Timmy: aww man my cheeks are warm. My butt brothers was here

Randy: damn mine too

by Mysnapissidxwood August 8, 2019

butt-hurt

To be offended or to have feelings hurt.

Dont get all "butt-hurt" over that, you idiot.

by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005