Dog Cunt

A bloke who goes doggo on the boys, leaving them to put all the trees through the mulcher while he just stands there holding a stick.

Yeah boss I’m sick of these dog cunts not pulling their finger out while everyone else is working.

I’m talking about you ya dog cunt

by Doggeth Cunteth January 24, 2020

bucket cunt

Shameful person who you feel has let you down severely.

Simon Cowell is a bucket cunt.

Eton Road were such bucket cunts tonight, did you see them singing the Scissor Sisters?

by louie_pop November 22, 2006

English Cunt

A 5' tall troll from England that likes to bang his friends leftovers and cast-offs

Look at Brother Bartlett.....that fucking English Cunt

by Tony Moore September 28, 2005

Cunt Grislte

Residual left over in one's teeth upon returning from diving in the female nether regions
aka post cunninglus leftovers

Man I went down on her and spent 20 minutes flossing out the cunt gristle.

by Sunny Sidhu September 30, 2004

cunt shunt

The female equivalent of the popular term cock block.
1. (n) Any person who interferes with a woman attempting to initiate intercourse, have sex, or get laid.

2. (v) An action that prevents a woman from so scoring.

1. Kimberly was about to seal the deal when her cunt shunt of a roommate reminded her about her appointment at Planned Parenthood.

2. Andrew totally cunt shunted Andi when he burst in on her and her date about to get it on.

by ArtSoundsNice November 10, 2008

cunt bunt

A cunt bunt is usually used to describe the action of someone who is softly hit in the groin and is a big pussy about it, making it seem like they were flying in an airplane 200,000 feet above the ground that was traveling at speeds around 367 MPH and jumped out of it, landing on a rail.

Man who was cunt bunted: Jesus Christ, man, why'd you do that? My testicle sack is probably fifty feet away from me!

Man who gave the cunt bunt: Shut the fuck up, Joe, it wasn't that hard.

Man who was cunt bunted: No, you shut the fuck up! You threw a napkin at my balls and it fucking hurt! I feel like I'm dying right now!

by B.O.S.Kuro-chan May 1, 2007

Cunt Stunt

Unbelievable feats preformed with ones vagina as heard and seen on the dirty twig show.

Big red preformed one one hell of a cunt stunt on the dirty twig show.

by The Dirty Twig Show January 12, 2009