toiletseat baby

When a guy cums on the toilet seat and a woman sits on it resulting in pregnancy with many defects

Sloth from the goodies is a good example of a toiletseat baby

by Freedo ur toiletseat baby March 28, 2015

staircase baby

A staircase baby is a descriptive term (used among black women) to define a child that was conceived while the parents engaged in sex/intercourse on a staircase. The term is most often associated with teenage Blacks who live in "projects". The Staircase baby term is not exclusive to project stairways. The term applies to any child that is conceived on a staircase (anywhere, anytime).

She kept sneaking out of the apartment to meet him, now she got a staircase baby.

by Jsmx1 September 27, 2017

panda baby

A mixed baby that is both black and white.

Did you know she's pregnant by a black dude? Yep, panda baby on the way.

by Audacious Steve August 15, 2017

accutane baby

a term referring to someone who's mother was on the drug accutane while pregnant with them meaning they are deformed and dumb. this is used as an insult.

why are you like that you fucking accutane baby

by marspowpow July 19, 2022

Walking Baby

Another term for a toddler, commonly used by women averse to children and who can't remember the word toddler.

Watch out for that walking baby. It's throwing shit all over the store!

by AnusCrepe July 27, 2019

XO Baby

An inbred child. Categorized by their family tree making x's and o's.

Person 1: Did you hear about Alyssa? I heard she's an XO Baby. That's why her teeth are like that.
Person 2: Geez, that would explain her weird face.

by SpamRisk6087 January 28, 2023

Pur Baby

A cat that purs a lot

Person 1: awe your cat purs a lot, huh?
Person 2: yeah, he’s a little pur baby

by Loveliest_bones August 14, 2021