brown bag job

Girl with a really nice body but a face that will make hell turn cold.. looks fine from behind

That girl is such a brown bag job

by Joe!. September 11, 2006

Buddy Blow Job

when two straight male friends are bored and one gives the other a blow job

Bob: hey dude i am so bored
Joe: ya me too

Bob:want me to give you a buddy blow job?
Joe: sure man

by joey0009 February 23, 2010

wack job

there r 2 contexts in which "wack job" can be used

1) as an insult, similar to "jerk off" or "wanker"
e.g - that guy is such a wack job

2) giving ones self sexual pleasure (masturbation), similar to wanking yourself off
e.g i want a wack job

e.g 1) - That guy is such a wack job

e.g 2) - I'm in the mood for a wack job

by day day July 24, 2004

Pacific Rim Job

fully submerging your ass under the water in the Pacific Ocean and you have someone come up from under the water and have them eat your ass out.

Viv almost drown while she was giving Wes a Pacific Rim Job.

by MrBojangles December 17, 2007

strawberry rim job

The awkward moment when your gf is menstruating so you decide on anal. But then as you are going in you slip your d into the bloody vadragon. Realizing your terrible mistake you quickly pull out and enter the ass. You go to pound town, the residue around the rim is your strawberry rim job.

Boo yo dick went in da wrong hole.

Bitch it's good, you gonna get that strawberry rim job.

by scarhead March 1, 2014

Speckled Paint Job

Diarrhea that sprays all over the toilet bowl, creating a speckled effect on the white porcelain.

Last night after alcohol and Taco Bell I did a speckled paint job on the toilet, and it burnt my asshole.

by Evan, Eddie, and Kurt October 16, 2006

brown nose job

when a certain task is designed to look good for someone else, invariably a boss and you want extra points

look at mr suckup doing a brown nose job for the boss

by jaffaw July 16, 2009